[Akbar2k7]

From my 17 years of life as an ENFP I have understood things about my childhood self here are the top 5 signature moves IMO of ENFP children

5. Lets start with the obvious calling out:

Class of 8 year olds:

Teacher: What is the square root of a million

ENFP child raises hand

Teacher Ignores

Teacher: Child A do you know?

Child A: ummm....

ENFP kid: 1000!

Teacher facepalms

4. Getting lost

6 year old ENFP child

Mom: Stay here

Enfp child: OOO Shiny!!!

le ENFP is lost.

WAA!!!!!!

3. Question combos!

ENFP child: Miss why is the sky blue?

Teacher: why dear its because off nitrogen atoms

Enfp Child: whats a Nitrogen atom

A long time later...



ENFP child: So atoms = Lego, and Electrons = the sticky bits of Lego then why does e=mc^2

Teacher:

2. Bedtime


1. Tantrum

Bully punches ENFP kid- ENFP kid spinning back kicks bully in the knee.

Bully snitches

Enfp kid gets suspended.

Fi kicks in and values have been utterly defiled:

Enfp kid: Wait a minute...



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[The King Of Dreams]

.... Yup. that pretty much sums it up...

[pinkoctopus]

I did pretty much everything except #5. :P If I wasn't sure of the answer, I wouldn't raise my hand.

The fear of being wrong and being embarrassed in front of the whole class was terrifying!

[Tridentus]

i did all these things! i would mention that these are things a lot of kids typically do, but i remember feeling different because of how often they happened to me.

[BlueG]

4...2...

[voicetrocity]

Guilty of #5 and #3 here. Bedtime translated to "Go in your room and read/play with your toys until you're tired" thus, I never really minded it. I also, thankfully, never got in trouble for anything a bully did to me and still have issues with admitting i'm lost- I just always told my parents I was "exploring". :-p

[MyName]

Awwwwww. If I have kids I hope they are ENFP's.

[Enfpleasantly]

Guilty of #1, #2, #3 and #5...laughing every time I read #1

The story of a 5 year old enfpleasantly: example of #3
*After pondering for a lonnggg time...CLICK! I ran to verify my epiphany with my Dad*...

Me: Dad, I know that our language is the right language because everything in other languages mean English words!
Dad: *not paying attention* uhh huh.
Me: Holy crap...I can figure out anything!

[Mango Kiwi]

1- sleep walked
2- talked back
3- had psychic experiences
4- cried a lot! I was a big fat cry baby
5- fought with my brothers like WW3. blood guts gore farts type warfare (at least that's how I remember it)

[RecklessInspirer]

When I Found Out My esfj Mom Likes Hugs Too

1. ENFP:*coughing up my lungs*
ENFP: Mommmyyy..............can I......has........hug?



ESFJ Mom: Yes of course hun!



~tears of joy~



But, Then I Was Harshly Let Down...


ENFP: *Hacking up lungs again*
ENFP: Dad...you hugzz me?
ISTJ Dad: EWWW no, i dont want your germs!!!



~But would if its my last day~