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I just stumbled across these and thought they were hilarious. Here's what you get when you look up ENFP on Urbandictionary, in this order:

1. ENFP
A category in the Myers Briggs Temperament Indicator. Usually extroverted and cheerful, nonetheless this category can be the source of much sexual frustration to introverted nerdy guys. A more complete explanation can be found under "Ladder Theory."

2. ENFP
A MBTI type that has a tendency to be a little lazy, but very passionate and sensitive.

3. ENFP
the best myers briggs personality type to be. we have the biggest dicks, plus we can kick chuck norris's ass, and all that good shit.

So all you INTPs, ISTPs, INFPs, ENTPs, INFJs, etc YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO THE AWESOMENESS OF US ENFP'S. SO YOU CAN ALL GO KILL YOURSELVES NOW ahhahahahhahaha AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Examples of ENFP's:

-Jesus
-elmo (sesame street)
-Me

ENFP
One of the Myers Briggs Personality types. ENFP's are the worst people imaginable. They are dumb, useless and love to ruin everything for everyone else. When they aren't annoying the shit out of you, which they are experts at, they are creeping inside your head and attempting to enslave your mind.
ENFP's include Cuddy from House, Sinbad, Meg Ryan, Bill Cosby, and Sandra Bullock. (See, all terrible people!).

[Dancnonthestars]

@vivacissimamente Thank you for the laugh. :) These have to be the best descriptions of ENFP.

[xleahlovesyoux]

Lol, I love this. It made me giggle (:

[Zster]

#1 and #3 totally rocked, especially #3! (:

[psynite]

I don't see anything wrong with the definitions except the number 3, which is the only one I think is funny. If we all killed ourselves, and the ENFP's were left......well, it would only be a short time before there was no one left.

[Riy]

I just looked up the "Ladder Theory" out of curiosity

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[Eerie]

LOL....omfg that's great.

[Tridentus]

i just looked up ladder theory and i'd say i'm probably more on the female side (having two ladders).. i mean above a certain rung i would tap anyone given a free pass but at the same time i DO have a friend ladder where i can easily control myself with girls on it.

[tine]

Haha awesome XD That site has some weird stuff on it! What the devil's ladder theory?!

[MissJordan]

Haha awesome XD That site has some weird stuff on it! What the devil's ladder theory?!

Because I'm not entirely a sarcastic knob, I won't use the "Let Me Google That For You" thing.

Instead, here's the blurb on the matter:

The ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women
are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women
sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex. It is based upon
many years of sociological field testing, and was first conceptualized in
1994 in Exeter, CA by Dallas Lynn with acknowledgements to Jared Whitson for
his role in formalizing the theory

It's essentially sexism.