Earlier today came across a card I took down from a notice board months ago. It always makes me laugh when I see it.
Don't buy a new shovel
New handles supplied and fitted
I don't know what they were up to, there is a phone number on it, I keep meaning to ring it to wind them up.
Another day I was in an organic shop and the shop keeper had left a note by the steaks,
This is a message for the steak thief
I will find out who you are and when I do
I will hunt you down and kill you.
That made my day, that did.
Anyone got any more of these kinds of things? They crack me up.