ENFJ - The Busy Body

THIS IS A JOKE THREAD WHICH I POSTED FOR IN EACH TYPE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

You manipulative busybody! You're what some might call the "backseat driver" of life. You know, the one who knows exactly what everyone else is doing wrong and how they should go about fixing it. You're always trying to change everyone else.

The strange thing is, you can generally get whoever you want, to do whatever you want. What's that? You want me to stop insulting you...well, alright...but only because you asked so nic...WAIT A MINUTE!


Stop sticking your cumbersome nose where it aint't wanted. You're like an oversized sniffer dog, trained to sniff out everyone else's problems, yet oblivious to your own.


For one you worry excessively. The fact that you're also incredibly sensitive to criticism probably has you on the verge of tears right now. Get a grip.


You have powers of manipulation unlike any other. You know all the gossip and you know how to ultimately use it as blackmailing material.
You could potentially be the ultimate evil villain... if not for the fact you choose to use all of your powers for good, rather than evil. How honourable. How admirable and praiseworthy. How pathetic. While you're helping others out and pushing them into the limelight, you're left in the background to inhale the dirty smoke of their success. Nice one.


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Yes I know how everyone should be fixing them selves.

But no I dont go around lecturing everyone.

I offer help.

I dont preach it.

I am very aware of my own problems. I think about them every day and try to fix them to be the best person I can be. Every experience is a learning experience for me.

I take criticism objectively. A lot of times people aren't even eligible of criticizing me, though I don't let it get to my head, rather I ask myself and the person "why do you think such things about me?" so that I can reflect on how I could change those actions into positive ones. I see criticism as being a constructive tool for my own being.

People tell me gossip all the time, im not sure if its because they know they can trust me, or if people just simply like to gossip. Butt fuck that. Pun intended. Gossip is what spreads hate and unless I have something good to say I shut up or keep it for someone who will turn it into a positive thought.

Ever heard of the four agreements?

I live by it.

And I would most definetly recommend it to anyone, its a great philosophy for personal growth.

Edit: I thought you were serious by posting this...

if you where not a guy I would give you a marriage offer.

Originally Posted by Roland

Yes I know how everyone should be fixing them selves.

But no I dont go around lecturing everyone.

I offer help.

I dont preach it.

I am very aware of my own problems. I think about them every day and try to fix them to be the best person I can be. Every experience is a learning experience for me.

I take criticism objectively. A lot of times people aren't even eligible of criticizing me, though I don't let it get to my head, rather I ask myself and the person "why do you think such things about me?" so that I can reflect on how I could change those actions into positive ones. I see criticism as being a constructive tool for my own being.

People tell me gossip all the time, im not sure if its because they know they can trust me, or if people just simply like to gossip. Butt fuck that. Pun intended. Gossip is what spreads hate and unless I have something good to say I shut up or keep it for someone who will turn it into a positive thought.

Ever heard of the four agreements?

I live by it.

And I would most definetly recommend it to anyone, its a great philosophy for personal growth.

Edit: I thought you were serious by posting this...

Best friend infj gave me the four agreements for my birthday

Originally Posted by Roland

most of this is true with me

however with criticism, i evaluate it based on who it's coming from. If it's a close friend or smone who knows me well, i might act on it, but if it's a pal or just someone, i generally smile, thanks and forget after five minutes

Hahahaha. Love this.

Originally Posted by slowriot

if you where not a guy I would give you a marriage offer.

If I didn't have a boyfriend (who would be hugely offended by my saying this) I would give you a marriage offer.