Guys you're going about this all wrong!!!
If you want the government to monitor your phone and email, you need to make it believable.
This means google searching pages on how to make devices you shouldn't be making.
Then searching for a location in Google after you've looked at those pages some.
Then maybe have a IM chat with a friend who wants to spoof this with you, discussing details of the fake plot.
Just saying... a wall of text is easy for the filters to ignore. The agents are concerned with monitoring online behavior... the keywords are just little hooks that narrow their search. Though, don't be surprised if you're arrested for doing what I suggested.
Oh and if you *really* want to get looked at, pull-up some Al-Kaida sympathizing websites and try to make contact with the people there.