Discordianism invented by Malaclipse the Young, our holy book is the "Principia Discordia" and our goddess is Eris.
This is our holiest of symbols, the sacred Chao
As a Pope of discordianism I must inform that all of you have also been made into popes of discordianism. Except for the ladies, they have been made into momes of discordianism.
The rights of a Pope include but are not necessarily limited to:
To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
To completely rework the Erisian church.
To baptise, marry, and bury (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).
To excommunicate, de-excommunicate, re-excommunicate, and de-re-excommunicate (no backsies!) both him-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/Him-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia.
Furthermore as a Pope who has recently ordained himself as a saint of discordianism I will now ordain all of you who dared to read this far down into saints of discordianism.
The goddess Prevails!!!!
If you dare to read this you have been excommunicated from discordianism sainthood, pope, and mome status for your ineptitude to contain your curiosity,
If you read this you have been made a pope, mome and inevitably saint of discordianism once again. It is your duty to spread our message, whatever you deem it to be and teach the world of our sexy goddess Eris and since it's friday you must eat the holiest meal of all of Erisianhood, A hotdog with bum. We eat hotdogs on fridays bc it goes agains't catholicism (no meat on holy friday), jews (no pork), hindus (no beef), islam (no pork), buddhism (no meat) and discordianism (no hot dog buns).
Eris bless all!