Quotes by the Unfamous and Unknown II

My friend Rachel on dating: "Really all it is is spending time with someone. If you want to spend more time with them, you spend more time with them. If you don't, you don't."

"When life hands you lemons, SQUEEZE THEM INTO THE EYES OF YOUR ENEMIES!"

>.> This seems to be the only one I can think of. I swear I had more.

A friend of mine made up a fake famous quote sequence:

"Plato is boring." - Nietzsche
"Who the fuck is Nietzsche?" - Plato

The first quote is real. Not so with the second. It's as if he were channeling Plato though

"To need an everlasting life in order to live life to the full is to need an everlasting food supply in order to be full."
"If simplicity is beauty, nothingness is bliss."

Quote by me:


"Pessimist's have a better view of the world then Optimists do, for their minds are not clouded by blind hope. And im sorry to tell you, but about 70% of what you plan to do doesn't go as planned or as expected."


Quote by others:


"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over it became a butterfly."



"I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave. "

I can't think of any, but is anyone else imagining some professor type voice speaking the quote as they read them?

"Bottom line: Hollywood lies."
"You don't scare me. I have a mother!"
"I just finished talking to my mother. I can't think straight!"

Person 1: Come on. Let's go home, princess.
Person 2: I am not a princess. I am a munchkin and shall be addressed as such!

"I am reminiscing on the future."

Don't eat with your mouth full!

"Meghan has a hot fucking ass and I'd like to tap that shit." - Manny

This was written on a whiteboard in my dorm room freshman year and it took me a while before I realized that it was said by another person my roommates knew named Manny, not myself.