Teleportation in the Bible

Teleportation in the Bible

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This is a discussion on Teleportation in the Bible within the Critical Thinking & Philosophy forums, part of the Topics of Interest category; In acts chapter 8 vs 27 apostle philip teleports to azorus over 20 miles from where he met the eunuch. ...

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    Teleportation in the Bible

    In acts chapter 8 vs 27 apostle philip teleports to azorus over 20 miles from where he met the eunuch.

    39 And when they were come up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught away Philip, that the eunuch saw him no more: and he went on his way rejoicing.
    40 But Philip was found at Azotus: and passing through he preached in all the cities, till he came to Caesarea.

    Jesus teleportation

    Jesus and his disciples teleport 3 to 5 miles to the shore

    "And when even was now come, his disciples went down unto the sea, and entered into a ship, and went over the sea toward Capernaum. And it was now dark, and Jesus was not come to them. And the sea arose by reason of a great wind that blew. So when they had rowed about five and 20 or 30 furlongs, they saw Jesus walking on the sea, and drawing nigh unto the ship: and they were afraid. But He saith unto them, It is I; be not afraid. Then they willingly received Him into the ship: and immediately the ship was at the land whither they went."


    Teleportation will be a reality


    God's thought are not like our thoughts things like teleportation and time travel to God its like putting butter on bread . That is why some things we imagine(humans) become reality.
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    Yeah, but where was Jesus walking from? It's possible he could have been there the--no, better question: if this is really in the bible, why the hell​ am I not reading it!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Versatile Leader View Post
    Teleportation will be a reality


    God's thought are not like our thoughts things like teleportation and time travel to God its like putting butter on bread . That is why some things we imagine(humans) become reality.
    I completely agree. Once you've had an experience of knowing or manifesting, you realize the power god possesses and manifests through our spiritual souls.

    I have absolutely no doubt I could walk on water if God deemed it so. And honestly, that wouldn't be the most miraculous of my experiences so far, though, it would be up there!

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    The bible truly was a pioneering work of science fiction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geekofalltrades View Post
    The bible truly was a pioneering work of science fiction.
    And let's not forget the food replicators, with which Jesus fed the 5000!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennywocky View Post
    And let's not forget the food replicators, with which Jesus fed the 5000!
    Or how Noah managed live to be 950 years old. That is quite remarkable...as well as the fact that he managed to build a boat big enough to carry two of every single animal species (and have enough food to feed each of them-he must have had a food generator).


    Yup..just one genetically-related human family and two of each and every creature on the planet.

    ...lol... Inbreeding, anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hecait View Post
    And didn't Noah live to be 950 years old? That is quite remarkable...
    Dianetics.

    as well as the fact that he managed to build a boat big enough to carry two of every single animal species
    Hyper-dimensional aquatic engineering.

    (and have enough food to feed each of them).
    Quantum hydroponics.


    Yup..just one genetically-related human family and two of each and every creature on the planet.

    ...lol... Inbreeding, anyone?
    Oh, that's just sex.
    (Lots and lots of it.)

    Nothing to see there!
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    You forgot to mention the battle ships that shot all non believers from orbit in their giant penis shaped space ships of doom

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    And the walking on water bit!? Wowee! What do you think - antigravity? or was it some clever snowshoe-mimicking carbon nanotube construction that spread his weight so thin that it wouldn't overcome the surface tension of the water? Or, there's the explanation I consider the most feasible: the water-walking Jesus was a hologram.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razare View Post
    I have absolutely no doubt I could walk on water if God deemed it so.
    Wouldn't that interfere with taking baths, or going swimming? I sort of like water and the way it doesn't support my weight as it is. Also, walking on water wouldn't help anyone or anything - unless your soccer ball bounces onto the water.

    I don't know. Bigger miracles that I would wish for include smaller things like no more paper cuts.

    /sarcasm
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