by, 05-31-2012 at 06:03 PM (218 Views)
Sleeping: Age 20-something. "No MAN is going to tie me down!" Boast about your independent lifestyle.
Awakening: Age 30-something. "Where the HELL are all the good men?" Angry that no faithful, reliable, gainfully-employed man is interested in marrying you.
Run, you fools.