Dear Hot Water
by, 10-25-2010 at 12:24 PM (340 Views)
I have something to discuss with you. You're very hot and you know I like that, but this morning in the shower you started to go frigid. This has happened a couple of times before and being the understanding person that I am, I waited patiently for you to warm back up. It was then that you suddenly burned me.
I can see now that you were probably sharing yourself with one of my flatmates in the kitchen, but I want you to know how surprising and hurtful it was all the same.