Trainwreck

I did something I've never before done in my life before. Maybe I tend to 'piss away' my hard earned money while under the seemingly tenable defense umbrella of full-time employment, maybe I just got a hare up my ass; ultimately, I think I was just curious as to what it felt like.

I saw her there on the corner looking pathetic. I pulled up in my car and stopped at the intersection and noticed her, very unhealthy looking, though much to my surprise she was slightly overweight, for ...