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  1. Five Ways to make Five different girls scream

    by , 03-25-2010 at 01:31 PM
    I wrote this on this bus today...hope someone likes it. :)



    1. High Maintenance Gal Scream
    Tell her in your sexiest voice that her latest hair coloring treatment didn't work out so well and that her blonde highlights actually look a little orange in sunlight. In addition, you may want to mention that you've lost your job and will no longer be able to provide her with the finest frippery available to man. She'll just have to make do with the real you. Cover your ...
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  2. When will I ever learn?

    by , 03-25-2010 at 01:21 PM
    The depravity of men continues to amaze me, and I don't know why. I should just know that men suck ass. They are untrustworthy and uncaring. They are selfish and think only of their feelings and actions. I know this is true, and yet I am still shocked whenever I realized the new depths to which men will allow themselves to sink.

    First - what was Tiger thinking? Gorgeous wife, kids money, perfect career. WTF dude?

    The latest asshole alert is Jesse James. How in the world ...
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