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originally posted: 22 sep 08

x A man known only as "Bateman" has morphed into what appears to be Claire Forlani with a beard and barricaded himself inside Bath & Body Works. He is demanding that the authorities bring him a 90 lb. glow in the dark watermelon or he will light all of the candles in the store, bathe all of the employees there in that foul-smelling brown soap they sell, while singing the theme to The Little Mermaid.



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originally posted: 15 sep 08

x this is a reply to some rather fantastic video work. The video - which i may post later - showed the word Allah "written" in various things in nature - a stone, a cactus, a squash, a honeycomb... it looked very real but just a little too real. anyway, the comments were a LOT more interesting than the video:

"Science relies on observable fact. Something HAS to be observable in order for holistic science is being used to come ...

originally posted: 03 sep 08

x watch this video first: SAVANTS

1111 33 303 333,000

i can't tell you what those numbers mean - i'm not a savant by any stretch - i can't even count - but i know these numbers are important somehow. i can't really tell you where they came from, because it would freak you out and give you a headache. my headache has lasted over a week. either that, or it would make you call mental health to come pick me up... =P

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originally posted: 13 apr 08

x i usually describe myself as shy - usually to a perfect stranger that i've started a conversation with - so they usually look at me like "yeah, right". so, maybe i'm not shy... anyway, when i meet someone who is particularly interesting, i usually ask them what they want to be when they "grow up". typically, i hear about different career goals ranging from finishing their degree to running for president. sometimes, i get the deer in ...