The Beauty of lesseer than "B' Movies
by, 03-12-2010 at 05:23 AM (559 Views)
Just a sort of random or scratch draft:P for a script. I'd never met Alpaccino- and I never been that much of a writer or movie buff:P However, here is an idea i had and plant its' seed on this blog.
Alpaccino::P in a movie about dolls: and, staring me:?
Love his Huuuhaaa small talk, but it carries a lot of meaning.
All it needs is a ......disney writer to make it family friendly.
If not, we can go the scary route and horror film writer convince the director to make it a Detective movie parody: as a compromise sort of thing:P
Realistically: I'd probably play one of the back up characters who has to get smacked:P otherwise i'd just be a very background level character;(
Title: Something involving? bread, a manshion, and dolls?? something more i hope.
Story Line:It will revolve around a talent agency, from anything for models, to people wanting to act.? The main character doing the Alpaccino role, would be allowed to act much more wiered and than the guy woiuld ever in his real movies. He may even be bipolar or schritzophrenic so ac to give the character enough of a good pizaz. It'll make a lovely parody movie of no movie out there, and who knows what else;p Maybe even earn the big cheezes of applauses.
If this is still to boring of a random soup sorted plot:P I could always add a rivial company--that is not exactly the same talent agency. It can be a date line chat or group of bars. Eh, the idea is close but not quite there;P
Should I add in undercover spies? a couple for both companies. Hopefully:P with a leader for each ring of spies. Hmmm, it'd have to be a minor role so as not to eat the main role. THe main role emphasis is a crazy boss of the Talent Agency and how he barley stays afloat.
Luckily for him, his mental disorders are left to assist him in the best way unbeleivable: for buisness haggling and holding an intimidating air about him. Unfortuantely for him, only his wife can handle the pratical side of his buisnesse's needs.
The sad role his wife plays: She gets side lined in this movie plot. The main character will be afflicted with a drinking problem or at least appear to be so. No one knows if he sounds better drunk or if his Schritzephreniz--Bipolar could acts up less if he took up something else.
However, he won't be alone. He occassionally surrounds himself with a group of young party youths. :P Unfortanate---it is going to be rated PG-13. Thus, it cannot be too rowdy in the kind of parties he holds;P Beyond that, we cannot just have a guy with such problems visit actual bars or party bars.
Not without an antorauge, of protectors that his wife puts on the companies pay roll:P They often times play baby sitters in the sesne of making sure he doesn't get too riled up in his Hoo---haa'''ing.
Sad thing for Al's wife is that he pays this antourage a secondary bribe of booze and cash to look the other way while he decides to dance with some of the flirty women that the pays to follow him to party spots:P.
An Add On::::
Just to make the movie a little more strange yet somehow intresting: I think i will include some scene where the main character is sitting next to balloon women. Heck why not go full plastic. It'll be what the entourage of protectors and partiers place next to him whenever he's seems near his next overly rilled up moment to explode. Recalling his bipolar aspect, or schcritzophrenia side. For the most part, they just leave him to his fun party humor or absent minded flirting with the plastic women;(
Really quite sad, with a hint of funny if it wearn't so sad;/ Good thing for the wife though:) Makes his cheating all the less frequent or real for that matter;P