I'm a 17 year old full time student who procrastinates like it's my job. AMA
by, 02-18-2017 at 04:22 AM (322 Views)
All of the following questions were submitted by people on PerC.
do u racially identify as a 1989 toyota cressida?
Troll answer: No, I identify as a 2005 BMW 7 Series E65.
Serious answer: Some people think I look "mixed," but I'm probably at least 95% Chinese since I haven't heard about any great-great-great grandparents who weren't Chinese.
What about the other 5%? Do I sense racial impurity?
I'm not sure. I might get my DNA tested someday to find out.
Do you believe in society's lies?
Not usually. I try to understand how those lies (or beliefs) came about, and I don't disregard them completely because there's often a grain of truth in them. It's just that these truths have been twisted and turned into something that they're not.
How were you as a kid, and how does this relate to your tendency to procrastinate?
As a kid, I wanted to fit in and have friends, but struggled with fitting in and had self esteem issues. I did have some friends, although I didn't talk much when I was around them, and I rarely saw them outside of school. I blamed my home for this (my parents moved to a suburban part of the city at some point) but I suspect that I wouldn't have been any more proactive in my friendships even if I lived next door to them. I mostly did my own thing at home (arts and crafts, reading, and later using the computer), which I enjoyed. I'd say my childhood was decent, apart from the last few months, when I was depressed and didn't see any reason to live.
My childhood probably doesn't have much to do with my tendency to procrastinate. It's just something that I've always done.
Is my elbow fractured? I took a serious dive on my bike last night and I can't move it without a searing pain.
Go and see a doctor ASAP. Call 911 if there's none where you live.
This is your mother and why are you such a disappointment?
Sorry mom! I should probably be working now. At least I still have tomorrow...
who in spam world would you have sex with?
Nobody, because I'm asexual.
is the glass half empty, or half full? does the glass even exist for that matter?
The glass could be empty, half empty, half full, full, or broken depending on your frame of reference. It's all relative.
We should get the mods to temp ban you so you stop wasting your time here
That's not a question, but I think retiring would be a better option (if I really need to.)
Have you ever accidentally stuck your finger up a giraffes asshole?
Once, when we were dissecting a giraffe in wildlife biology class. It was traumatic.
Does a bear shitpost in the spam world?
Aren't we all shitposting in the spam world?
Can we have a relationship where I don't cheat on you, at all, except when I'm out of town, but in turn you can fuck any celebrity of your choice?
I'm not interested in fucking any celebrities. Can I have a romantic relationship with one though?
do u know how to make homemade weapons?
No, but I can improvise with kitchen utensils in an emergency.
i knew your father
here's a vid i took of him
1980? Wow, he was pretty tall when he was 8.
Did you pick bismuth as a username because it's a dank metal that makes fucking rainbow cubes?
Yeah but I'm planning to change it soon. I'm not sure if they'll approve of my new name.
(Update: They did! Now I'm the OP of every thread that I've ever posted in!!)
where's your head? :(
Usually in my closet. I put it on whenever I'm going out and take it off when I'm in my room.
I miss the old name!
Maybe I'll change my mind...