Isis

Pop tarts seem like such a good idea. They come in a lot of flavors (although the banana ones kind of seem weird). They're wrapped up in foil pouches so not too many will go stale at one time. You can toast them.

And they have a fun song, a web site, and a facebook community. Apparently the pop tarts there get up to all sorts of wacky high jinks such as rodeos and cooking.

I love pop tarts...

... but I can't buy any more because I promised the trainer at my gym that I would try to eat better. Pop tarts are right out because apparently, they are "unhealthy." Like all other foods that have "sugar" or "high fructose corn syrup" as the main ingredient. Even organic sugar and high fructose corn syrup.

And really, a lot of fun, brightly-colored foods, like popsicles, pixie stix, Pez, and gummy worms fall into this category. And so does organic chocolate, and jam, and candy corn... not to mention Frosted Flakes and BooBerry.

Now what am I going to eat?