Whoring for your moderator nomination
Posted 04-23-2009 at 12:32 PM by gOpheR
Hello,
Some of you may know me as gOpheR... Okay, all of you know me as gOpheR.
I come before you today in my blog to beg for your nomination as moderator of these fine forums.
Why do I want to be moderator, you may be asking yourself. In order of importance I will explain.
1. I want the bold colorful name in the "who's online" list at the bottom of the main screen.
2. I like to win things...
In return for these glories I will:
1. Delete the crap out of spam posts
2. Sticky interesting and informative threads
3. Close and or move threads to help eliminate redundancy
4. Enforce the rules of these fair forums in a considerate and just manner
So as to be truely political I will now promise you things that i either cant control or will never bring to fruition:
If you vote for me I will:
1. Add 20 minutes to recess
2. Lower taxes and decrease wasteful spending.
3. Ban all the users you hate and none that you like
4. Give all forum users a discount card for a free ice cream sundae with the purchase of a sundae of equal or lesser value up to $5
Vote now, vote often.
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gOpHeR
Some of you may know me as gOpheR... Okay, all of you know me as gOpheR.
I come before you today in my blog to beg for your nomination as moderator of these fine forums.
Why do I want to be moderator, you may be asking yourself. In order of importance I will explain.
1. I want the bold colorful name in the "who's online" list at the bottom of the main screen.
2. I like to win things...
In return for these glories I will:
1. Delete the crap out of spam posts
2. Sticky interesting and informative threads
3. Close and or move threads to help eliminate redundancy
4. Enforce the rules of these fair forums in a considerate and just manner
So as to be truely political I will now promise you things that i either cant control or will never bring to fruition:
If you vote for me I will:
1. Add 20 minutes to recess
2. Lower taxes and decrease wasteful spending.
3. Ban all the users you hate and none that you like
4. Give all forum users a discount card for a free ice cream sundae with the purchase of a sundae of equal or lesser value up to $5
Vote now, vote often.
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gOpHeR
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Hello,
Some of you may know me as Mcgooglian... Okay, all of you know me as Mcgooglian.
I come before you today in my blog to ask for your nomination as moderator of these fine forums.
Why do I want to be moderator, you may be asking yourself. In order of importance I will explain.
1. I want the bold colorful name in the "who's online" list at the bottom of the main screen.
2. I like to win things
In return for these glories I will:
1. Delete the crap out of spam posts
2. Sticky interesting and informative threads
3. Close and or move threads to help eliminate redundancy
4. Enforce the rules of these fair forums in a considerate and just manner
5. Spread my awesomeness
So as to be truely political I will now promise you things that i either cant control or will never bring to fruition:
If you vote for me I will:
1. Add 21.3 minutes to recess
2. Lower taxes and decrease wasteful spending, unless that's what you enjoy.
3. Ban all the users you hate and none that you like
4. Give all forum users a discount card for a free ice cream sundae with the purchase of a sundae of equal or lesser value up to $6.7.
Vote now, vote often, vote for me.
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McgooglianPosted 04-23-2009 at 12:38 PM by mcgooglian
- Vote for me. A vote for me is a vote for Cthulhu! I shall then return the world to a glorious state of anarchy and madness, and a new dawn for humanity shall be marked by the awakening of the Old Ones! Cthulhu fhtagen!Posted 04-23-2009 at 01:03 PM by Nightriser
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And don't let death stop you.Posted 04-23-2009 at 08:50 PM by Dr. Metallic - don`t worry, I won`t let anyone else`s death stop mePosted 04-23-2009 at 10:22 PM by mcgooglian
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whooo 20 minutes extra recess, but a glorious state of anarchy and madness sounds good too
decisions, decisionsPosted 04-24-2009 at 12:10 AM by Malebranche - Remember, Leeroy, a state of anarchy and madness means you get to have as long a recess as you want. No one controls you but you.Posted 04-24-2009 at 05:26 AM by Nightriser
- we could always use a little anarchy and madness in our livesPosted 04-24-2009 at 09:47 AM by mcgooglian
- Yes, yes, therefore, you should vote for mee!Posted 04-24-2009 at 10:10 AM by Nightriser
- or me, I can turn ideas into a realityPosted 04-24-2009 at 10:23 AM by mcgooglian
- You flip-flopper! I proposed the madness and anarchy. Anyway, it doesn't take a genius to turn anything into anarchy. All it takes is the power to dissolve the government. That is open to anyone, Sensor or iNtuiter.Posted 04-24-2009 at 10:42 PM by Nightriser
- and the power to keep government from reforming. The question is, can you keep people away in a constant power struggle? I'd say it's more of a Sensor's job since they need to be good tacticians since they may not always know their enemies.Posted 04-24-2009 at 11:02 PM by mcgooglian
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1. Delete the crap out of spam posts
You lost my vote with that pledge
Viva le Spam!Posted 04-29-2009 at 06:08 PM by Troll
