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  1. Little Red Running hood and the orange man

    by , 01-11-2017 at 07:55 AM
    It's time for a fractured fairy tale. So I present you with my version of Little Red Riding Hood, known here as "Little Red Running Hood." I am bringing it into the 21st century, specifically 2017 North America.

    Once upon a time, there was a young girl, named Marie, who liked to run. She was small but she had long legs and she was very fast. She had bright eyes, a cheerful grin, and she was very fond of her grandmother, who lived in a senior citizen apartment building. Her ...
  2. healed and happy

    by , 11-19-2013 at 11:24 AM
    My tummy is back to normal. The ulcers have healed, and I feel good again. Food tastes better than ever.
    I'm still making that pear-apple sauce that I created when I was on my diet. I have found that, if I cook the pears and apples in apple cider, the taste is quite yummy and it's not necessary to add sugar or lemon juice or even cinnamon.
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    Being on the ulcer diet was a good experience for me. I learned to read food labels and to watch out for unnecessary, ...
  3. walking tourist's diet challenge

    by , 10-16-2013 at 08:22 PM
    It's been a month since I was turned loose from the hospital. I have adjusted to my diet and am no longer lusting after French cheese. Well, sometimes, maybe I lust a little bit after French cheese.
    Here are a few of the things that I've discovered:
    • I can make a pear-apple sauce that's simple in terms of ingredient list but really quite yummy. I core and slice apples and pears but I leave the peel attached because the peel is where the vitamins are. Then I boil liquid (for three quarts
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  4. slowly adjusting...

    by , 09-18-2013 at 08:13 PM
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ID:	83456No acidic, spicy foods means no vinaigrette style salad dressings for me. I quickly grew bored with plain, dry salad so I came up with this concoction:
    Note: there are no measurements. It's, as an old landlady told me, "by gosh and by guess."
    Collect some fresh herbs and chop them into little pieces. I used basil, sage, and parsley.
    Chop up a clove of garlic
    Put all of that stuff into a small jar and add enough olive oil to coat, plus ...
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  5. the evil diet challenge...

    by , 09-17-2013 at 11:34 AM
    Last week, I suffered from the Night from Hell. There was this dull pain in my stomach that wouldn't go away. I writhed, whined, screamed, cried, and prayed all night. And that was a long time because the night just seemed to go on and on forever and ever.
    The next day, I was taken via automobile to the hospital, where I was poked, prodded, and tested until it was determined that I had ulcers. A major contributor to the ulcers was the baby aspirin that I was taking daily to prevent a heart ...
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