Last night I impulsively decided to shave my beard in honor of getting a new job offer as a live-in caregiver for a woman who had a stroke. I had been growing it out since my last client was in the hospital, shortly before his death, and had a secret sentimental attachment to it that I never felt comfortable mentioning. Knowing that I was about to move on to a new phase of my life, to move forward despite the previous loss, I felt blessed by the new opportunity. I had already used the beard to...

Nicholas Cage likes to think he is Elvis Presley.. This upsets the Universal Balance.. However, Christian Slater thinks he is Jack Nicholson.. so this restores the balance and all is well again in the order of the Universe.. So, you can all safely go about your day as if nothing happened...



Christian Slater, Restorer of the Universal Balance