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This is a discussion on MBTI Jokes within the Articles forums, part of the Announcements category; Originally Posted by Knives You forgot one! ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo. AAAH! You're right! Not cool! Thank you ...

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    Oopsie!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Knives View Post
    You forgot one!

    ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.
    AAAH! You're right! Not cool! Thank you for pointing that out; I changed the post, including the ENTJ. XD I put it at the very top so it would be the first one people read. Thanks again!

  2. #22

    Quote Originally Posted by Liminality View Post
    Great jokes, although I don't get these two.
    The Sensing one... Sensors are (in their own special way) synical and dry, so Cooliage bluntly (but humorously implies) that she loses just by stating so in a condenced sentence; one word short of her wining her bet.

    The Feeling one... I'm not too certain of that one; I believe the doctor is the Feeler and he thinks the patient is looking back at him because of the glass eye in his "you-know-where". See, the patient swallowed his eye, hence there is still one good eye intact and a black hole where the fake one should be. Think about that when the doctor's on the other side of the patient with the glass eye located where it is.

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    Scene1: a person looking into the mirror in the morning.
    SP: Do I look hot enough to hit on someone?
    SJ: Do I look the way I'm supposed to?
    NF: Do I look encouraging, supportive, and original?
    NT: Do I look human?
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  4. #24

    Humor Appreciation

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Peacock View Post
    Scene1: a person looking into the mirror in the morning.
    SP: Do I look hot enough to hit on someone?
    SJ: Do I look the way I'm supposed to?
    NF: Do I look encouraging, supportive, and original?
    NT: Do I look human?
    Hehehe, I like it. XD I like it a lot. Thank you for your input! XD
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  5. #25

    Now, On to Fulfilling this Thread's Purpose...

    Introvert Jokes

    1. Q: How many Introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: 1.Five. As each takes up the place in the room furthest from every other introvert, the 5th will end up
    in the middle of the room near enough to the lightbulb to change it.
    A: Just one, but three will show up with a new lightbulb because they wouldn’t talk to anyone else about
    their plans.
    A: None. Having the lights on just makes more people come and visit.
    2. Q: How many introverts does it take to have a meeting?
    A: It only takes two but they both need to have a computer and an internet connection.
    3. How can you tell the difference between a Finnish introvert and a Finnish extrovert?
    When he's talking to you a Finnish introvert looks at his feet. A Finnish extrovert looks at yours!
    4. Silence to an introvert is what oxygen is to mammals.


    MBTI (Sardonic) Joke

    5. Introverts will listen to you, silently disagreeing with you... Extroverts will tell you, out loud, that you're disinteresting and mislead. Unless, of course, the person of interest was a Feeler... then the Introverted Feeler would silently disagree with you then disregard their disagreement, thinking they're being judgmental; the Extroverted feeler will tell you you're interesting then take the Introverted road and disagree. Then, we might want to include that if the person of interest is an iNtuitive, then the Extroverted Thinking iNtuitive would utilize fanciful wordplay, unlike the Introverted Thinking iNtuitive would do the same, except mentally. Both of the Feeling types would probably say, "That's nice dear," and keep their thoughts and feelings to themselves. No matter what, a Judger would say, "I gotta go; schedual to keep, you know?" and a Perciever will awkwardly and futilly follow suit. So, in conclussion, the only time everyone's not openly disagreeing with each other, they're (we're) putting up a front and saying we agree anyway. So, if you agree with this, say so.


    Remember: Don't feel afraid or uncertain to post a joke on here. The type doesn't matter; for jokes and MBTI. I've had trouble myself finding some jokes, so, for you cleaver types out there, share your ideas and humor.
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  6. #26

    An iNtuitive walked into a bar:
    "Ouch. Who put that there?"
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  7. #27

    Why did the ESFP cross the road?
    To get to the party on the other side!

    Why did the ESTP cross the road?
    To showcase his miraculous three-in-one road-crossing foot healers.

    Why did the ISFP cross the road?
    Well, you see, there was this butterfly and—oh look, there it is again!

    Why did the ISTP cross the road?
    To get to the LOWE’S on the other side.

    Why did the ESFJ cross the road?
    Well, everyone else was doing it…

    Why did the ESTJ cross the road?
    Look, buddy, it’s my job…

    Why did the ISFJ cross the road?
    To prove to the others that it was safe to do so.

    Why did the ISTJ cross the road?
    Are you suggesting that I should not have crossed the road?

    Why did the ENFP cross the road?
    Because—oh, look, bubbles!

    Why did the ENFJ cross the road?
    That others may follow.

    Why did the INFP cross the road?
    The act of crossing from safety, through danger, to safety, is highly symbolic of the passage of life in an epic quest…

    Why did the INFJ cross the road?
    I was following the light.

    Why did the ENTP cross the road?
    To catch my runaway laser-eyed robots!! You haven’t seen them by any chance, have you?

    Why did the ENTJ cross the road?
    To conquer the neighboring realm.

    Why did the INTP cross the road?
    I don’t really remember… I was contemplating the existence of infinity (walks into sign)

    Why did the INTJ cross the road?
    It’s all a part of the plan.
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  8. #28

    Kinda ironic that the most independent types (NTPs) need the most people to achieve a goal huh? Hah.

    Why did the INTP cross the road?
    I don’t really remember… I was contemplating the existence of infinity (walks into sign)
    ROFL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This made me crack up.
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  9. #29

    The XNTP and Perceiving jokes were both very funny. I can also relate to the Introvert one; it sounds like something I'd actually do. My only complaint is that you need to reduce the number of typos next time (Cooliage?).

  10. #30

    Cheesy pick-up lines by type. :P

    ISTJ: Stand still so I can pick you up.
    ISFJ: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.
    ESTJ: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
    ESFJ: (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
    ISTP: Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
    ISFP: Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
    ESTP: Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
    ESFP: If I followed you home, would you keep me?
    INTJ: Giant polar bear. ("What?") It broke the ice.
    INTP: You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy/girl? I was the guy/girl standing to his/her right.
    ENTJ: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (“No.”) Well then, please start.
    ENTP: If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
    INFJ: See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine.
    INFP: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my Mum and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
    ENFJ: Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
    ENFP: Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?


    And yes, in my experience ISFJs are the cheesiest. :D Don't kill me, a lot of thought has gone into these!
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