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This is a discussion on Which type is most likely to survive the Zombie Apolcalypse? within the Articles forums, part of the Announcements category; Originally Posted by izzie I wouldn't spend time trying to make friends with zombies.. Wtf I suppose most people forget ...
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I would first inject myself with a zombie virus vaccine and then put on my zombie mind control hat. Teams of NT's are working on prototypes right now. We INTJs plan ahead. I would then use my zombie mind control hat to rule the zombies and direct them in their attempts to wipe out all humans. That way, I'll be on the winning side and I'll never have to figure out what to say at parties! Aaaargh covers all social situations - excellent. [insert evil laugh]
The only flaw in this plan that I can forsee is if some tough guy SP with a bazooka breaks though all my clever defenses by acting boldly random and steals my hat. He would probably then command the zombies to eat me. Or maybe just lock me up. You never can predict those action heroes.
I'm now working on a plan to foil you all.
Forward to the Apocalypse!
The NT's would be discussing,(synonym) The siTuaTion then they would get Flanked and desTroyed...awwwww...
It would be heaven for this INTP, although killing zombies would get old after a while, so I would turn to finding a cure for zombie-itis if I didn't decide to die first out of extreme boredom and curiosity.
The NFJs deal in moral absolutes and 'us vs. them' mentality. As long as the NFJs had someone to protect from the clear threat of death, they'd be zombie slaying machines, going at it with a fervor few other types could muster. Once they had no one to protect, they'd very likely give up the will to live in such a terrible world.
INTP's will discuss the matter until the zombies killed them all.
ENTP's will be ruthless and feel a little bit sorry for the zombies, but rationalize that away.
ENTJ's will be ruthless and not care even one little bit, they might leave some alive and let the zombie population grow again, so they can do it again as they are really enjoying them selves.
INTJ's will surprise the zombies and they all die without ever knowing what hit them. (they need the help from the ENTJ's and ENTP's to make it happen.)
INFP's will try to make peace with the zombies until the have zombies killed them all.
ENFP's will feel a little sorry for the zombies, but won't let their own happiness and self preservation get in the away.
ENFJ's will be ruthless because they care so much about protecting everyone, they would also hunt down the remnants to the ends of the earth if they lost a loved one to the zombies.
INFJ's will not be surprised by the zombie apocalypse because they knew it was coming before anyone else did, and fortunately convinced their ENFJ friends to start getting as many people as possible ready.
I always knew this about myself but thanks for the great confirmation,