Happy Holidays! Advice to Getting Presents from Santa.

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    Happy Holidays! Advice to Getting Presents from Santa.



    Hey PerC Members,

    Just wanted to wish you all a happy holidays! We certainly hope you've been a good boy or girl this year so Santa will grant you what you want.

    Here are some 5 Good or "Bad" advice you can use the night before Christmas to make sure you get your presents.

    Good things:

    1. Leave a nice huge colorful sign on the roof next to the chimney that says "Chimney Here." You have to realize that the night is very dangerous for landing anything especially a freaking sleigh. Not to mention its on a freaking roof!
    2. Leave milk and cookies for Santa. Giving him some sort of incentive will certainly increase your chances of getting more presents.
    3. Pretend to sleep if you hear someone in the living room. Santa does not like being disturbed when he is doing his job.
    4. If Santa sees you, just smile. Santa loves seeing the smile on peoples faces! This will render the 3rd advice useless.
    5. When Santa leaves, make sure you didn't just get robbed.


    Bad things:

    1. Booby trap your chimney trapping/killing Santa. You can then grab the presents and take everything for yourself.
    2. Poison the milk and cookies. You can then grab the presents and take everything for yourself.
    3. Call the cops because you hear of an intruder in your living room. You can then sue that intruder (Santa), legally taking away all his possessions.
    4. If Santa sees you, grab your fire arm and shoot the "intruder." You can then grab the presents and take everything for yourself. You now at least have an excuse when you talk to the cops.
    5. Congratulations, you just murdered your dad.


    Whatever you do, just make sure you tell us what you got for the holidays. As an incentive to post in this thread, you will receive 2000 cafe gold if you list what you received.

    Anyways have fun, stay safe, and have a great HOLIDAY!! :)

    -The PerC Team
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    .....you're a cheeseball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liontiger View Post
    .....you're a cheeseball.
    I would like to think the feeling is reciprocated.

    I also got cheeseball for Christmas and now my down under area is very itchy. Thankfully my cheeseball didn't come with hairy sausage so it's not that bad.

    And I also got cash. Yippee!!
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    So, like, pretend to be a total ENFP when Santa comes. Got it! Guess I better put the bear traps back in storage.
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    I had Christmas early tonight.

    Here's what I got:
    1. Glee Season One Soundtrack
    2. Across the Universe
    3. Canon Powershot A1100 IS
    4. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
    5. New shorts
    6. New headset

    I'm pretty happy with it and I'm about to post a thread about it, actually.
    Last edited by So Long So Long; 12-24-2009 at 07:54 PM.
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    From my family: A great dinner and way too much superficial conversation.
    From a great friend I haven't seen for some time: A hug (that's all I wanted)
    From this forum: Way more than I expected, I appreciate the inspiring topics and the honesty here. I hope you're not too annoyed by me yet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy View Post
    ...you will receive 2000 cafe gold if you list what you received...
    2000 gold? YES!!! That's a great present right there! I can change my Petz color again! WOOO! I shall return in 24+ ..... to post my Christmas capture!

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    I got money! That's all I know so far
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    A bit o' cash (for the wandering fund)...an inspiring purple scarf...some candles and a delicious solstice celebration with friends = happiness!
    Grey thanked this post.

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    Gah! I wish I knew what I was going to get for Christmas so I could post it. I'm salivating over that gold right now o_O
    Grey thanked this post.


     
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