Going for painless, easy, and quick. Cheap would be nice too.
There's plenty of seemingly entertaining gruesome and dramatic ways, but let's be realistic.
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Going for painless, easy, and quick. Cheap would be nice too.
There's plenty of seemingly entertaining gruesome and dramatic ways, but let's be realistic.
Jumping in to an active volcano


Dousing oneself in gasoline then lighting a match while running in front of traffic.
Turn your car on in your garage.
No car?
Just fucking go by some heroin and overdose >.<
Sleeping pills are cheap as fuck. So is a bottle of cheap Vodka.
For death, the price of the heroin is cheap. And not only will it be painless. It'll be BLISSFUL.
Oh. And also.
DON'T FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES.
(Looks suspiciously at INFP thread started.)
Last edited by NephilimAzrael; 06-01-2009 at 09:04 AM.

No garage.
And I've thought about the pill thing but I have a long history of pills not working on me. Combine that with whenever I get really really drunk, I tend to get sick all at once. I puke shit up real hard, and hardly ever have a hang over. My body seems frighteningly efficient at cleansing itself.
So..I'm worried I'll throw it all up, which I've heard is very common.

Dammit, I had some really good insights on this one. I'm not going to post them now, knowing you are actually considering this.
Most forms of suicide either have an "out" clause (you can always call 911) or have a small chance of not working and you end up surviving, only as a vegetable or with terrible brain damage or something.
Think long and hard if your life is so bad that you'd rather spend the rest of it drooling in a wheelchair.
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